what happened to you?

Roses are red
violets are blue,
god made me pretty,
what happened to you?

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Love

By ~ keaton elam

The love I have for you is eternal
Even though our parents are fraternal
I know it is wrong
But it's so very strong
I've known you all my life
I wish you were my wife
They say it won't work
But I think they're just jerks
My pappy says it's fine
These are the ties that bind
So cousin Clemintine
Will you be my valentine

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Happy that cow cant fly

Birdy birdy in the sky
left a poopie in my eye,
me dont care me dont cry,
me just happy that cow cant fly

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Not as hot as you

roses are red
violets are blue
chilli is hot
but not as hot as you

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Fights like one too

rose is in red
but never in blue
sharp as a thorn
and fights like one too

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I still LOVE you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your SO ugly,
But I still LOVE you

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Yours is a scream

Roses are red,
Cabbage is green,
My Face is a laugh,
but yours is a scream.

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what's in between

Roses are red,
Clover is green,
I like your legs,
And what's in between

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