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By ~ keaton elam
The love I have for you is eternal
Even though our parents are fraternal
I know it is wrong
But it's so very strong
I've known you all my life
I wish you were my wife
They say it won't work
But I think they're just jerks
My pappy says it's fine
These are the ties that bind
So cousin Clemintine
Will you be my valentine
"Hi honey I'm home, what's fer dinner?
I'm starved after a day of sellin
Is that a new dress or are ya just gettin slimmer?"
Is that a lovin way or a slip of the lip
does it look like I had a easy day
ya see the baby hangin on my hip?
I put a post it on the refrige, take a look
""I'll love ya if""
Sometimes you'll cook
if ya don't know how
On the counter's the cook book.
One in awhile ya might get up first
changin diapers, and warmin milk
clean her up and quench her thirst.
"Honey get up the baby's screamin"
It's yer turn today
I'm goin back to my dreamin.
Oh and the lid of the hamper is open
Ya think yer a basketball star, them's yer boxers on the floor
slam dunk em or don't even think about gropin.
Oh it's OK when ya get a nature call
but put the seat back
so when I go I don't fall.
Oh yeah too fill the car with gas
runnin out to shop for yer groceries
I ran out and walked, no there ain't no get outta jail free pass
I left a lipstick print too, here
I ran outta ink and paper for the list,
but I kinda do love ya my dear.
Oh yeah too the milk is sour too
can ya bring me the savin jar
so I can scrape out a dollar 92?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Its a silent suicide
But you do not realize it
Who do you love more?
Me or your cigarette?
One day the hospital will be your home
While you lay in your bed
Looking like death
Break loose from your chains
put it out
stop
You drink it away
But it only makes it worse
When i inhale your suicide
I am too, dying along with you
Did i make you do this?
Do you not love me anymore?
Only you can save yourselfI
Is it smoke that gives you freedom?
Just take out your cigarette once more
Blacken your lung
And leave the world below
Birdy birdy in the sky
left a poopie in my eye,
me dont care me dont cry,
me just happy that cow cant fly
roses are red
violets are blue
chilli is hot
but not as hot as you
rose is in red
but never in blue
sharp as a thorn
and fights like one too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your SO ugly,
But I still LOVE you
Roses are red,
Cabbage is green,
My Face is a laugh,
but yours is a scream.
Roses are red,
Clover is green,
I like your legs,
And what's in between
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And….
I got a heart attack straight away…
By ~ Marie Steward
When everything changes.
People think I'm always happy
People think I don't know about reality
People think I'm a stupid
They actually don't know me.
They don't know about my true feelings
They don't know about ever lasting
They don't know a part of me
That's always aching painfully.
Watching people walk away
I saw your eyes and got mesmerized
Something told me you were different,
And so was I.
You came closer when you saw my face
I hide myself looking away
You raised my face,
And look through my eyes
You saw my pain, and you saw the lies.
You put me in your arms
It's like you knew me for a long time
You saw me cry,
You pulled me closer to your eyes
Then you kissed me and then I realized
How much happiness you could bring in my life.
By ~ Alejandro
A humorous one for a friend....go buddy :)
I know a lovely couple-to-be,
That go by the name of Jack;
The Mr is strong and handsome,
And the Mrs does not beauty lack.
The lovely couple-to-be,
Is far along on the road of love;
I wish for them joy and happiness,
And blessing from God above.
Soon they will take the step,
To become Mr and Mrs Jack;
A step that promises to bring,
Peace and happiness back.
Tis a world of high uncertainty,
Where things change from day to day;
I wish they would hasten along,
And to each other the wedding vow say!
There are a few obstacles I hear,
That are getting quite in the way;
Making a nuisance of themselves,
And delaying the wedding day.
Tis of course a great risk to take,
For all might not go as planned;
But unless the risk is taken,
True love will not be hand in hand.
So hurry and hasten and rush,
For there is not a moment to waste;
Let the wedding take place fast
The cake and dinner we want to taste!
By ~ Stephen Cree
I love you like a cold pint
on a red hot summer day
I love you like a Kewell goal
as Leeds beat Scum away
I love you like the crash chord
played in 'Won't Get Fooled Again'
I love you like a Python sketch
they're all etched on my brain
I love you like the feel of cash
first issued clean and crisp
I love you like a twenty-one
that turns up when I twist
I love you like the nightcap
that sets me up for bed
I love you like the musty smell
that permeates my shed
I love you just like everything
that ever gave me pleasure
so please accept this sickly verse
and snoggery beyond measure
By ~ Becky Mullins
You stop,
I see,
How could you?
She looks,
She smirks,
And you smirk too.
Too shocked,
So confused,
"What did you do?"
You laugh,
She laughs,
And I laugh too.
You wonder,
She wonders,
What’s wrong with me?
More laughter,
From me,
Because can you not see?
You’ve lost,
The Best,
Hope you’re happy!
You watch,
I go,
That’s the last you’ll see of me.
By ~ Gemma
Crimson cheeks when he smiles...
Paralyzed with his eyes...
Heart skipping when he says your name...
Ridding you of anguish and pain...
However, this is not right... are you sure it's love?
Or is it a girly lust... for someone you cannot have..
I know this may be hard for you.. but he is not right...
He is your teacher... full stop.. so please rethink your love life...
The right person will soon appear... to take care of you..
You see.. love is a waiting game... he'll soon come along
Trust me on this... he will make you happy... make you feel bliss
So... don't worry about this teacher... it can't be something true...
Because there's someone else - your age out there... waiting to find you...